Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Why do Women make better soldiers?
So they can bleed for a week and not die
Women are like rocks. They’re only cool after they get wet.
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
I’m dying x3